can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
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