susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
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