she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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