she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
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