you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
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