i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
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You're right, stupid question.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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