Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
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