Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
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