Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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