So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
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