There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
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