His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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