yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
Randomize
