What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
Randomize
