we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
the night ended with taco bell and tears
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
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