why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
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