Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
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