Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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