Have you finally orgasmed yet?
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
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