How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
I just woke up to three voicemails from you. In the first one you just straight laughed for 3 minutes. In the second you did bird calls. In the third you were hysterically crying. Have fun last night?
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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