I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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