brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
Randomize