community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
Randomize
