dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
I can't put those talents on a resume
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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