so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
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