So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
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