why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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