We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
Basic items
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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