Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
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