at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
Just puked most of my soul out..
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