On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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