is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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