Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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