you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
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