it doesn't mae me god, the fact that I am god makes getting dressed futile and tedious... btw i am still drunk
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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