I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
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