is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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