if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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