I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
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