# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
My new hangover cure is going for a haircut, just so the stylists give me a scalp massage during the shampoo.
That certainly explains the nine times your hair has looked different just this last month alone.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
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