dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
do nipples grow back?
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