I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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