It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
My face smells like last night's lay. I need a whore bath. Or a corndog.
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
I'm worried I'm going to miss my flight so I set a series of alarms on my phone to act as checkpoints to make sure I'll be there. 2am-stop drinking; 4am-stop fucking stephanie, get some sleep; 5am-wake up, fuck stephanie once more; 6am-get to the airport
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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