i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
Randomize
