we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
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