You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
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