Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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