im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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