But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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