Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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