He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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