Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?

(303): View more from Colorado

Knowing your life, probably not.

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.

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(347): View more from New York

They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me

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(704): View more from North Carolina

Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life

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(336): View more from North Carolina

i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out

(506): View more from New Brunswick

That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said

(336): View more from North Carolina

i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids

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