There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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