you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
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