and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
He better not be in your backpack
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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