please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
Why were you staring at her like that over breakfast?
Because I was eating with a spoon to remind her that she threw up on my hand while she was MAKING me spoon with her after our drunk sex. She got it. Don't worry.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
I would ride that face into the sunset
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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