I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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